Christmas Day is over, and a brand sparkly new Year is on the horizon. What things is it going to bring?
Here are my (tongue in cheek) predictions
- A whole new glut of reality ‘entertainment’ shows. Not content with flooding our TV series with enough fame hungry wannabes, there’ll be a load more.
Forget Made In Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex, Desperate Scousewives and Geordie Shore – next year I’m predicting even more of the desperados on screen.
The Norfolk ‘Broads’
Viva Cas Vegas
Desperate in Doncaster
Your telly will be completely taken over by big hair and screeching nobodies.
Jordan (Katie Price? whatever she’s calling herself nowadays) will have reeled in a new
sucker man and will be pregnant again by the end of the year.
-The X Factor bosses see sense and ditch the muppet that is Louis Walsh and replace him with the altogether more superior muppet Statler that took his place in the Olly Murs Dance With Me Tonight part of the show.
He’d be a lot more entertaining in my opinion and might even chuck some fruit on stage at the really bad acts. He’d be a great heckler.
-Baby Harper Beckham will bring out her own designer clothing range to rival her mum’s collection. No self respecting baby would be seen in anything else.
Designer bibs, anyone?!