Residents of Hastings, East Sussex, have got their knickers in a right twist this week because they have the one and only cheesy Chesney Hawkes booked to turn on the Christmas Lights.
Some of the locals deem him ‘not famous enough’ and one even said they’ll do a “Go Away Chesney’ campaign if he turns up.
Aww, poor Chesney. What a load of miserable, bah humbugs. Even the Grinch of Christmas himself has nothing on them.
I would have thought good old Chesney was a great type of person to entertain the crowds and get them all singing along. Who can resist a bit of sing-a-long cheesy music? The One and Only was a classic 90’s cheesy tune!
The closest we ever get here to someone famous is local councillors or sports mascots. If Chesney turned up here next year, I’d be up front
singing along to all the words
Swap with you, Hastings. You’ve got it made. Now go sit in the corner with your “Bah Humbug” hats on and take a good long look at yourselves…